Lex Luthor/MR fans...

[devin_chain]

dramady has called me out, and I need your help. I'm looking for pictures of the lump. You know, THE lump on the back of MR's head featured in many SV fics.

You see, she teases me about the lump. She considers it unattractive. And because I have no pictures of it on my hard drive? She says I'm not a true fan. Not a true fan. I still watch SV. At this crappy point in the series? Bothering to show up on Thursday nights makes me a true fan. I'm dedicated, I tell ya.

But back to the lump. Clark makes it erotic, so please... show her the beauty of the lump. Its boldness. Its beauty. Its flavor. Smooth to the tongue. Soft to the touch. Hard beneath. Post any pictures or fic references you have in comments. We'll bring her to the dark side of the lump.

*mumbles* Not a true fan *mumbles*

Comments

[dramady.livejournal.com]

*laughs long and hard*

The lump is cold...and alone....

:P

[devin-chain.livejournal.com]

Poor, lonely, forgotten lump. *pets it*

[dramady.livejournal.com]

*doesn't pet it*

:P

[devin-chain.livejournal.com]

*gestures to the rest of the flist*

They're not petting it, either. The lump is dead. Poor, funerary lump.

[dramady.livejournal.com]

*salutes funerary lump* Long live the lump.

Points down

[devin-chain.livejournal.com]

Look --
in the comment below!

Lump vindication!

Re: Points down

[dramady.livejournal.com]

*goes to look* *G*