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You see, she teases me about the lump. She considers it unattractive. And because I have no pictures of it on my hard drive? She says I'm not a true fan. Not a true fan. I still watch SV. At this crappy point in the series? Bothering to show up on Thursday nights makes me a true fan. I'm dedicated, I tell ya.
But back to the lump. Clark makes it erotic, so please... show her the beauty of the lump. Its boldness. Its beauty. Its flavor. Smooth to the tongue. Soft to the touch. Hard beneath. Post any pictures or fic references you have in comments. We'll bring her to the dark side of the lump.
*mumbles* Not a true fan *mumbles*
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*ducks* Didn't realize that I'd hit a button. :P *notes that for next time*
And no, no dark side of the lump!!
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But where is my flist today? *crickets chirp* Perhaps they've forsaken the lump? Oh dear.
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The lump is cold...and alone....
:P
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:P
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They're not petting it, either. The lump is dead. Poor, funerary lump.
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Points down
in the comment below!
Lump vindication!
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*world class smooch*
Do you hear that, Dramady? ALL things good and sexy. Oh yes.
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*points to icon*
Not ALL things. I must demur.
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Tommy Lee? Against the lump? No contest. The lump wins.
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Au contraire!
A small, measly(sp?) lump against the beauty that is TLukas?
A Hayell no.
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Tommy, well. The world knows of Tommy's weapon.
The lump would Quiver in the face of it.
you know it. I know it.
We know it.
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But see....
I mean.
Hmmm.
*scratches head*
There's no easy way to discuss the 'dillo, so I go back to the lump. It's a lovely, pleasing lump, and it's out there for all to see every week. *ponders the lump* Lovely.
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TLukas. I mean....
Can the lump even...compare?!
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But are they pretty? Pretty as the lump? I think not. Nope.
I'm bringing you QaF S1 tomorrow. Talk about pretty boy kissing. Mmmmmm.
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And to answer your question, yes. Yes, they are.
Hmmmm... I was pondering. Do we dare do chinese twice in one week? Tomorrow mayhap before hell!meetings?
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And to answer your question, yes. Yes, they are.
Victory! You admit to the pretty of the lump. Check mate. Game over. Gotcha.
*hip shimmy*
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I admitted that TLukas were pretty. *shakes head* I will go to my grave without admitting to any kind of lump-related victory.
Chinese it is then.
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And I put down the pipe long ago. *sniff* How COULD you bring up such a painful chapter? *wipes tear* How insensitive. *blows snot wad into hanky*
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Basic grammar. *shakes head* The lump is messing with your brain.
*wrinkles nose* Classy.
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*shakes head*
The lump freaks.me.out.
Think of it this way. That leaves more lump for you. You can hog the lump. stalk the lump. Be the lump.
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*nuzzles the lump*
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Couldn't be any more yours.
*pets pretty tattooey TLukas*
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*whispers* There is no lump. No pictures? It must not exist.
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