[livejournal.com profile] dramady has called me out, and I need your help. I'm looking for pictures of the lump. You know, THE lump on the back of MR's head featured in many SV fics.

You see, she teases me about the lump. She considers it unattractive. And because I have no pictures of it on my hard drive? She says I'm not a true fan. Not a true fan. I still watch SV. At this crappy point in the series? Bothering to show up on Thursday nights makes me a true fan. I'm dedicated, I tell ya.

But back to the lump. Clark makes it erotic, so please... show her the beauty of the lump. Its boldness. Its beauty. Its flavor. Smooth to the tongue. Soft to the touch. Hard beneath. Post any pictures or fic references you have in comments. We'll bring her to the dark side of the lump.

*mumbles* Not a true fan *mumbles*

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


*LOL*

*ducks* Didn't realize that I'd hit a button. :P *notes that for next time*

And no, no dark side of the lump!!

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


Not a button. Just fun. :)

But where is my flist today? *crickets chirp* Perhaps they've forsaken the lump? Oh dear.
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From: [identity profile] itsaslashything.livejournal.com


We're here...just don't have time to upload pics today...but that bump...is ALL things good and sexy. Yes, my friend...ALL THINGS good and sexy!!

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


Aha! Vindication. Thanks, Allie.

*world class smooch*

Do you hear that, Dramady? ALL things good and sexy. Oh yes.

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


*gasps so hard as to nearly choke and splutter*

Au contraire!

A small, measly(sp?) lump against the beauty that is TLukas?

A Hayell no.

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


Pfft to delusions of TLukas grandeur. That's Luthor lump. Does TLukas aspire to rule the world? I think not. But the lump? Battles Superman all. the. time. Pfft, I say.

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


*sigh* It's come to this, eh? I have to draw out the big guns.

Tommy, well. The world knows of Tommy's weapon.

The lump would Quiver in the face of it.

you know it. I know it.

We know it.

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


Hmmm.

But see....

I mean.

Hmmm.

*scratches head*

There's no easy way to discuss the 'dillo, so I go back to the lump. It's a lovely, pleasing lump, and it's out there for all to see every week. *ponders the lump* Lovely.

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


*scores one*

TLukas. I mean....

Image (http://photobucket.com/)

Can the lump even...compare?!

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


Hmmm.

But are they pretty? Pretty as the lump? I think not. Nope.

I'm bringing you QaF S1 tomorrow. Talk about pretty boy kissing. Mmmmmm.

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


Mmmmmm...

And to answer your question, yes. Yes, they are.

Hmmmm... I was pondering. Do we dare do chinese twice in one week? Tomorrow mayhap before hell!meetings?

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


Do you really need to ask? We haven't had dumplings yet this week. Of COURSE we can have Chinese again. Yum.

And to answer your question, yes. Yes, they are.

Victory! You admit to the pretty of the lump. Check mate. Game over. Gotcha.

*hip shimmy*

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


What?! Are you on crack?!

I admitted that TLukas were pretty. *shakes head* I will go to my grave without admitting to any kind of lump-related victory.

Chinese it is then.


From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


I asked if they were pretty as the lump, and you said that yes they were. Therefore, the lump is pretty. Logic. *nods* You have acknowledged lump prettiness, and I shall remember.

And I put down the pipe long ago. *sniff* How COULD you bring up such a painful chapter? *wipes tear* How insensitive. *blows snot wad into hanky*

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


"THEY" mean TLukas. "IT" means lump.

Basic grammar. *shakes head* The lump is messing with your brain.

*wrinkles nose* Classy.

From: [identity profile] devin-chain.livejournal.com


They are as pretty as it is. You're trying to pull a Clintonian "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is" maneuver. I see through this tactic. The grammar works fine. You think the lump is pretty. Worship the lump.

From: [identity profile] dramady.livejournal.com


Worship the lump??!?

*shakes head*

The lump freaks.me.out.

Think of it this way. That leaves more lump for you. You can hog the lump. stalk the lump. Be the lump.
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