Heh. I waited for, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" which he inevitably would have followed with, "Is there an emergency?" Because I would have told him ALL about going to work feverish and coming home early because I felt terrible. *sigh* Alas, he never gave me the chance. Most silent cop EVAR.

You don't chat up a Texas sheriff who doesn't want to talk. *shakes head* Oh no. No way.