OMG! CLFF Wave 9 -- Alien!Clark

See the rules in sandram's lj.

Oh dear. We're going to see some truly abyssmal fics in the coming months. Wow.

I can't wait. Hee!

*rubs hands together*

Alien!Clark made lots of lists last year of types of fic one should NEVER do. And for good reason. But I secretly like these. Remember the one rosesmove did wherein Clark ate Lex? Remember him waving to Lana with Lex's arm? Hilarious. And diabolical. I don't want to say I like these when they're 'done well.' I think part of the fun is making them as tasteless as possible. Seriously. Can't wait to see what people come up with. Huzzah!

ETA: rosesmove informs me I'm smoking something she wants to share. She didn't actually write the story above, though she did have Tina Greer eat Lana and then turn her into a zombie. Ah... what a perfect fate for the pink princess. *daydreams* Perhaps tonight that acrylic cage will somehow shrink wrap her down to smoosh-age.

So I wonder who wrote the story I'm thinking of. Was it rosenho? I don't think so. I have no idea. It was roughly a year ago.

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OMG!!!!!!!!! Lex!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What you said!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart is breaking! Lex loves Clark soooooooooooooooo much!

gakked you back, bugland

I am 57% evil.




I'm getting there. I haven't done all the damage I could do but I've done quite a bit. I'm just over the border into the Evil Zone.


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